Whoops!
Yesterday, since we had to leave pool after not swimming because of thunder and other stuff, we decided to return to swim after dinner.

So, we went back home to get stuff done (me) and play (them) while we waited.

The boys changed out of their swimsuits. I threw on my big apron over my swimsuit and got started on dinner. I should mention here that I don’t really like wearing a swimsuit. Most don’t have near enough fabric to make me feel comfortable. However, I got a new one recently that has sort of a high neck and also has a skirt. So, as far as swimsuits go, it is modest. I didn’t change because I didn’t want to be bothered with it and, knowing what a messy cook I am, I put on my biggest apron to shield my suit from the chili I was making for dinner.

So, after the chili got going, I decided to do some other stuff around the house. Then I figured that I should take out the trash and recycling and wheel it all to the curb for pick-up the next day.

The problem with all of this (and I’m sure that you saw it coming) is that, no matter how modest the swimsuit, a big apron will cover most of it up. So, my neighbor walked by and only saw the apron and the flip flops. He did a double take. I wonder what he was thinking….maybe that his neighbor is a closet nudist, or something? Of course, I didn’t figure out the reason for the awkward look that he gave me until after I had turned around. Hopefully he was still looking — at least so that he would know that there were other clothes involved, after all.

Ahhh, I love being such a dummy. It makes life so funny and interesting.