Some Barlows Go Down a Hill
Fun, fun, fun!
Look at the beautiful Alpine wilderness that we found.
Sledding with Dad makes you go faster.
What? A parking lot in our Alpine wilderness? Oh, yes, we weren’t in the wilderness, we were on a hill by a Sam’s Club. This has its perks, though, I’ll have you know. Nothing like sledding to the cheers of the guys from the automotive department. It is also awesome when they see you fall down like the clutz that you are.
One way of going down the hill. Who really needs a sled anyway?
As Ma Beaut would say, “This boy is all the way past tired to TARD.” (Try to put on a northern Alabama accent for the full effect of the above sentence.)