Taking J to a Wedding

My eldest son’s teacher was married today.
We went to her wedding.
It was in a Catholic church.
We were standing, waiting to be seated.
My son told me that he was thirsty.
I told him to wait and spoke to a friend.
Then my friend started laughing really hard.
Son had decided that Holy Water must be as good as regular water.
And so he was drinking from the spigot.
My friend had to use her tissues early.
The ones she brought in case she got emotional during the wedding.
To wipe away tears of laughter.