New Book
My 9 year-old told me today that he is writing a new book. He has titled it:

Total Nonsense
Chapter 1: Why You Can’t Have Asparagus Children
Chapter 2: It’s a Pain Having a Talking Toilet
Chapter 3: Snakes With Dog Torsos
Chapter 4: Banana Peel Firing Tanks

I’m not making this up.
I couldn’t if I tried.

Who are these wacky creative males that I birthed?