Happy Birthday,
Michael Gambon!
I really hope that you have a good day.
And I hope that you get lots of presents, namely, some books.
And I really hope that you READ them.
And, I hope that, after reading, you are really convicted about what a pitiful job you did portraying Dumbledore.
And I hope that you get your act together for this next movie, if you have the time.
That’d be great. It is not too late to redeem yourself.
Happy Birthday, again.