I Got A Phone Call Yesterday,

I answered, “Hello.”

A voice said, “Is your refrigerator running?”

I said, “Son, why are you calling me from school?”

He said, “Hey Mom. Have you seen my math book?”

Would you have said that joke to your mom if you had been instructed to call her when you were in school and your teacher was standing right there? I know that I wouldn’t have.

But then, I am not wired up to be a buster.
He is.