Me: So, J, how was orientation?
J: It was fine.
Me: Did you find your piano class?
J: Yes.
Me: Did you meet your piano teacher?
J: Yes. She was very nice.
Me: Did someone help you find all of your classes or did you remember from our walk through yesterday?
J: Yes. Someone helped me.
Me: Who helped you?
J: She was a (please leave your answer in the comments — a, b, or c) .
Answer choices:
a. girl with tall ears and eyes the color of the horse shoe marshmallows in Lucky Charms. Can I have Coke when I get home?
b. girl with a boy’s name who was the size of a dwarf. Can I have Coke when I get home?
c. girl with a pointy head and a ring on every finger. Can I have Coke when I get home?
Okay, y’all, fill in what you think J said about his helper….the conversations I have with that boy entertain me no end.