I know that I need to step it up on the housekeeping front when, as I'm cleaning the kitchen floor, my youngest son walks in and asks, "Who's coming over, Mom?"
Sheesh. Petunia Dursley, I'm not.
Today I'm painting (not my house), cooking, sewing and generally trying to figure out life. So far I've come up with the slogan
Life is Messy, Y'all.
Quite a ring to it, yes? I think that bumper stickers featuring said slogan are forthcoming.